Just kick that boatman in the teeth

Ava often likes to play with our jar of spare change; dumping it all out, pointing out the image of "Jesus" on the face of the pennies, and slotting it into her little piggy bank. One afternoon I left the room as she was counting her money and returned a few moments later. This is the sight I encountered...



I know she asks for black cereal in the morning and is fascinated with skeletons, but I had no idea she was this morbid.